Which presidential candidate hosted Saturday Night Live (hint — the musical guests were The White Stripes)?
Whose wife secretly got her pilot’s license and owns a jet?
Who is pals with Warren Beatty?
Whose daughter is friends with Heidi from MTV’s The Hills?
Whose wife once told Vogue, explaining the purchase of a 7th or 8th house, this one a beach house, “When I bought the first one, my husband, who is not a beach person, said, ‘Oh this is such a waste of money; the kids will never go. Then it got to the point where they used it so much I couldn’t get in the place. So I bought another one.”
Whose family credit cards have been known to ring up more than $500,000 in charges in one month?
That would be John McCain, who has the audacity to compare Barack Obama to Paris Hilton from the comfort of his eight houses, all bought with his wife’s $100 million inheritance.
It’s almost like he’s trying to lose.
UPDATE: Did I mention McCain’s $520 Italian leather loafers?